"It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it." -From the Golden Girls
"It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't." -Barbara Kingsolver
"For Christmas our kids are only allowed to get the exact same toys. Same color, same size. Or else I will be dead by next year." -Liesel Vasher
"PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THEM TO THE STORE! THERE IS ENOUGH FOOD IN THE HOUSE THAT I CAN MAKE DINNER! I am telling you this as a loving husband! Do not take them to the store. IF YOU GO IT WILL BE BAD!!!!!!" -Nathan Vasher
(good thing I just used the last diaper.)
"It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't." -Barbara Kingsolver
"For Christmas our kids are only allowed to get the exact same toys. Same color, same size. Or else I will be dead by next year." -Liesel Vasher
"PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THEM TO THE STORE! THERE IS ENOUGH FOOD IN THE HOUSE THAT I CAN MAKE DINNER! I am telling you this as a loving husband! Do not take them to the store. IF YOU GO IT WILL BE BAD!!!!!!" -Nathan Vasher
(good thing I just used the last diaper.)
1 comment:
Hahahaha, I love it.
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