You know you're a mom of girls when: (part 1 of ∞)

• the number one reason for tears is because, "Dad/Mom/Sister/Stranger/Insert any noun hurt my feelings!" NO JOKE.
• the bedroom floor is totally covered from only 1 day's worth of clothes changes. (Yes, yes I realize they picked this habit up from their mother. Please no pictures of proof from teenage or college years is necessary to remind me.)
• it takes longer to pick out pajamas than it does to run a marathon. And you are probably more tired at the end. (Only to find them naked 5 minutes later.)
• what color placemat each person in the family uses is the #1 topic at dinner each night. Next being where everyone should sit.
• what you (Mom) wears everyday is just as important to them as their own outfits. This includes footwear and hair accessories. 
• Dad is a boy and therefore regarded as simply unable to deal with girl things. (i.e. hair, clothes, shoes, entering their room, even singing). Might not be true for other families but in ours, truly Nathan is banned by the girls from singing and really doing 90% of everything due to his gender.
• they always want someone to go with them to the bathroom. Even if it's their two-year-old sister.
• chocolate milk solves bad moods. Who says little girls can't PMS?
• cleanliness is next to godliness. But really only where their clothes are concerned. And then it's imperative.  
• when you are told you look beautiful you know you're being set up for something.
• you are talked to all day. You negotiate all day.  
• cute little treasures, like a driver's license, are libel to disappear.
• color of underwear matters.
• dresses are not just a Sunday thing.
• conversations about not having a boyfriend happen way, way before you thought they would. Also of weddings and when they'll receive their first flowers from a boy. 
• your 4-year-old lingers in the bra department and laments about their age.
• you call anything a "Baby___" to trick them into using/playing/eating it.
• the golden rule is "when able to match someone, you must match." No one excluded.  
• by producing a brush and hair tie you can create absolute pandemonium. 
• the colors in the majority of your home includes only the varieties of pink and purple.
• your husband takes everyone to Target with the intent of just checking out the price of some guy thing, only to leave with smiling girls each holding a pair of sparkly pink shoes.
• anytime people say that raising girls is so much easier than little boys, at least until the teenage years, you have a hard time not rolling your eyes and saying, "Wanna bet?"
• you take tons of pictures because you know they're gorgeous and have a hard time believing there'll ever be a time when they don't know it also.
• and no matter how crazy the days are, you love them...but sometimes wish you could Fedex them to Grandma's for the summer :)